Tuesday 8 August 2017

Two amusing spam emails I just wanted to share

I believe my second email address has been plugged into a comedy machine.  In the last three days I've got two emails sent straight into the spam folder; not possessing any other way of presenting both at once, I'll slap them on the blog and call it a post.  Not exactly the usual content, sorry, but here we are.

I'll print them in full below, spelling mistakes and all (which I think I'll underline).  Get ready for some heavy reading.

***

 Mr.AKONA CHOKOMA <wer.uioio@aol.com>
6 Aug at 11:15 AM
Dear Beneficiary;

Our Operation Manager has extract your 1st payment of $5,000.00 out of your total fund of ($1.5million) We need your full information for the transfer,

We scheduled installmental sums of USD$5,000.00 daily through the cash fast Western Union, payment at counter as directed and we have commenced the relevant programming and the documentations of the said fund, as we are instructed to make the first payment of USD$5,000.00 MTCN available in your name upon the receipt of your information from you as follows.

Your Name,
Address,
Telephone
ID CARD

Contact our Operational Manager,Mr WETAYEM MYSHEAR  through our office email  for more enlightenment on your money.

Email (westernunion-claimcollector@mail.com)

Thanks
Managnment
W.U.M.T B/F
WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER OFFICE

Well now, that was interesting.



***


Here's the second one, from three days later.


MRS SABAH IBRAHIM <mrssabahibrahim11@gmail.com>

3 comments:

  1. The best one I ever got was inviting me to spend time with and date Collage girls. It might have been fun, but for the money they were wanting, I hoped they would bring their own craft supplies and glitter!

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Throne, that's bold of them. I thought Thefallenstar's automated spam call story was pretty low, but damn.

      Delete