Tuesday, 8 August 2017

Two amusing spam emails I just wanted to share

I believe my second email address has been plugged into a comedy machine.  In the last three days I've got two emails sent straight into the spam folder; not possessing any other way of presenting both at once, I'll slap them on the blog and call it a post.  Not exactly the usual content, sorry, but here we are.

I'll print them in full below, spelling mistakes and all (which I think I'll underline).  Get ready for some heavy reading.


 Mr.AKONA CHOKOMA <wer.uioio@aol.com>
6 Aug at 11:15 AM
Dear Beneficiary;

Our Operation Manager has extract your 1st payment of $5,000.00 out of your total fund of ($1.5million) We need your full information for the transfer,

We scheduled installmental sums of USD$5,000.00 daily through the cash fast Western Union, payment at counter as directed and we have commenced the relevant programming and the documentations of the said fund, as we are instructed to make the first payment of USD$5,000.00 MTCN available in your name upon the receipt of your information from you as follows.

Your Name,

Contact our Operational Manager,Mr WETAYEM MYSHEAR  through our office email  for more enlightenment on your money.

Email (westernunion-claimcollector@mail.com)


Well now, that was interesting.


Here's the second one, from three days later.

MRS SABAH IBRAHIM <mrssabahibrahim11@gmail.com>


  1. The best one I ever got was inviting me to spend time with and date Collage girls. It might have been fun, but for the money they were wanting, I hoped they would bring their own craft supplies and glitter!

    1. Throne, that's bold of them. I thought Thefallenstar's automated spam call story was pretty low, but damn.


  2. في الاثنين، 7 مايو، 2018 7:57 م MRS SABAH IBRAHIM كتب:
    Dear GOD Elect,
    It's my pleasure to have contact with you, based on the critical condition I find mine self, though, it's not financial problem, but my health, you might have know that cancer is not what to talk home about, though I don't know you, and my contact with you was not by mistake, but by devine favour of GOD.

    I am married to Mr. Mohammed Ibrahim who worked with Tunisia embassy in Burkina Faso for nine years before he died in the year 2008.We were married for eleven years without a child. He died after a brief illness that lasted for five days.

    Since his death I decided not to remarry, When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of US$ 2.2m(two million two hundred thousand dollars)in a bank in Ouagadougou the capital city of Burkina Faso in west Africa Presently this money is still in bank. He made this money available for exportation of Gold from Burkina Faso mining. Recently, My Doctor told me that I don't have much time to live because of the cancer problem,

    Please Reply to this Email Id:( mrs2017sabahibrahim1@gmail.com)

    Having known my condition I decided to hand you over this money to take care of the less-privileged people, you will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct herein. I want you to take 30 Percent of the total money for your personal use While 70% of the money will go to charity" people and helping the orphanage.

    I don't want my husband's efforts to be used by the Government. I grew up as an Orphan and I don't have anybody as my family member, just to endeavor that the name of GOD is maintained. Am doing this so that GOD will forgive my sins and accept my soul because this sickness has suffered me so much.

    As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the bank in Burkina Faso and I will send authority letter that will prove you the present beneficiary of the money in the bank that is if you assure me that you will act accordingly as I Stated herein. Hoping to receive your reply. Reply in my alternative email address (mrs2017sabahibrahim1@gmail.com) for confidential

    Mrs. Sabah Ibrahim
    written from Hospital

  3. تم ارسال رسالة بنفس الصيغة
    Dear Friend,

    How are you I hope you are very fine with your entire family? If so glory be to Almighty God.

    I'm happy to inform you about my success in getting those funds transferred under the cooperation of a new partner from GREECE, Presently i'm in GREECE for a better treatment and building of the orphanage home projects with the total money.

    Meanwhile, I didn't forget your past efforts and attempts to assist me in transferring those funds and use it for the building of the orphanage home and helping the less privilege.

    Please contact my nurse in Burkina Faso, her name is Mrs. Manal Yusuf , ask her to send you the compensation of $600,000.00USD which i have credited with the ECOBANK bank into an ATM card before i traveled for my treatment, you will indicate your contact as my else's business associate that tried to help me, but it could not work out for us, and I appreciated your good efforts at that time very much. so feel free and get in touched with the nurse Mrs. Manal Yusuf (email: mrs1manalyusuf@gmail.com) and instruct her the address where to send the ATM card to you.

    Please i am in the hospital here, i would not have much time to check emails or respond to you, but in case you have any important message do send me as an update, i might instruct the doctor to check it and respond to you, meanwhile, once you received the ATM CARD, do not delay to inform me.

    Finally, remember that I had forwarded an instruction to the nurse on your behalf to deliver the ATM card to you, so feel free to get in touch with her by email she will send the ATM card to you without any delay.

    Thank you and God bless you.